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Mr. Geng?

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Mr. Geng?

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Divorce Agreement

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Tattoo: Quit Smoking

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Take a message to her.

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I've split all possessions with her.

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Half and half.

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Fair and square.

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Mr. Geng, my client wants you to know

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she's happy to give up

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whatever she's entitled to.

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I'm sorry to notify you so late.

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Give it up?

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As far as I know, the law says

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a couple's possessions
should be split upon divorce.

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She thinks she lives above the law?

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The law allows her to
relinquish all claims.

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Is it right to sleep with a rich guy?

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Does the law say if you are rich,
you can seduce somebody else's wife,

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or send a pretentious jerk like you
to my home and teach me the law?

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Take a message to your master,

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if a rich guy takes a hammer blow
to the head,

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will he bleed like a poor guy?

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Mr. Geng,
to answer your question,

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we'll have to talk about the criminal law.

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If you need,

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we do provide criminal defense.

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By the way,

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we call them "clients",

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not "masters".

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Hey, pal.

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Do you have a lighter?

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What?

34
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A lighter.

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Thanks.

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Fuck.

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You've got some guts.

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You've watched too many
violent movies.

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Geng Hao?

40
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Yes, miss.

41
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I just won an award.

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The most promising producer
of the year.

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Your hand.

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Listen to me.

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This is your wife.

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This is you.

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And this is her lover.

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You just killed him.
Then what?

49
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Then the police will come,
and you'll be arrested.

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Then you'll be sentenced to death.

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You think she will cry
for the rest of her life?

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No! A big plate of guys
will be there for her!

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-Are you trying to do them a favor?
-Call me when it's done.

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-May I tell you something, miss?
-What?

55
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You stuck the wrong guy.
He's the patient, not me.

56
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Why didn't you tell me earlier?

57
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You're so beautiful
that I couldn't resist.

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Oh, no. I'm dizzy at
the sight of the needle.

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I already removed the needle.

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Oh, no. I'm dizzy at the sight
of you, beauty.

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-You're so sick. Press it.
-I know you hate me.

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That's why you stuck me, not him.

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What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?

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Stop acting like a loser.

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In the hospital...

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Enough.

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It's over.

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It's over.

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I've lost everything.

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What's wrong with me?

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What's wrong with me?

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This is something a bunny girl like you,
Little Lolita princess,

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will never understand.

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Have you heard of "mid-life crisis?"

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I'm in a very difficult divorce,
which breaks my heart terribly.

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You know how much
I took last night?

77
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I was taken to pumped
my stomach!

78
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Have you ever had your stomach
pumped before?

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You wouldn't feel a thing.

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It felt like I'd vomit all my guts out.

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Stop this bullshit!

82
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Hold on. You almost gave me
a heart attack, jerk.

83
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Come on. Get dressed.
I don't want to talk to naked people.

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When did you get circumcised?

85
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That's neat.

86
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Go to hell.

87
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I should stitch your mouth up.

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Where are we going?

89
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Bunny girl. What do you think of her?
Isn't she hot?

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-Where are we going?
-To meet the bunny girl.

91
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Make a U-turn now.

92
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U-turn my ass. I'm shipping props
for crew!

93
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-Hey, turn around.
-Come with me. Take a break.

94
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-Turn around! Stop messing!
-Stop hitting my head, all right?

95
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-Turn around!
-Fuck!

96
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Are you fucking crazy?

97
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Fuck!

98
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What the hell is this?
Your pants? Did you wash it?

99
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Must go home now.
Juice is waiting.

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Juice is right here with you.

101
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Where the hell are you going?

102
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You think I have nothing better to do?

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I am a fucking producer, all right?

104
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I could tell you're going nuts.

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Either a jail or insane asylum's there,
if you go back...

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If you come, there are Barbies
along the next 3000 kilometers.

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What do you choose?

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Let me show you the photo. See?

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This is the same girl.

110
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But she looks so different in
these two photos.

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Look at her breasts.

112
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Any differences in these two?
So what makes the difference?

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You nuts or what?

114
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No. This is called the "shadow effect".
For real.

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In photography, the more you
emphasize the shadows,

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the more interesting the space becomes.

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Now you're in the shadow of life.

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But the shadow is also
part of your life.

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Walk out of the shadow, all right?

120
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Who's in the shadow, you or me?

121
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Stay cool in your shadow. Leave me alone.

122
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Where is my mobile?

123
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All from Kang Xiaoyu.

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16 missed calls
116 messages

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I called you, but you didn't answer.

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No matter what,
I'm grateful that you signed the document.

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I truly hope

128
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you can be happy, too.

129
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From my heart.

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Not heading back?

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Are you?

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Look at you!

133
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Take this. You'll find it useful.

134
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There are other trees in the forest!
Find yourself a new tree!

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You promised me. Beautiful girls
all along the road for 3000 km.

136
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Now we've got only
2850 kilometers!

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-Excuse me!
-Come to put on some make-up,

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you're late.

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Give it to her.

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Brooch. Earphone.

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Open the door, please.

142
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It's my wedding day.
How can you be late!

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What's wrong with you?

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What's wrong?

145
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No! The door is locked.

146
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Now we have our bride here...

147
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Move away.

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00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,170
Hey, what are you doing?

149
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:19,549
Now we have our bride here...

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Dear friends, as you see,

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obviously this is not
a typical wedding,

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but something unique.

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It shows our bridesmaid
can't wait

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to usher in the bride

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to marry her Mr. Right.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
let's welcome the bride!

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We gather here

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on this auspicious day,

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to celebrate

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the union of a lovely couple.

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Are you all right?

162
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Did you get hurt?

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I hope not.

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-You may need a bandage.
-Thanks.

165
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,095
What are you doing here?

166
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,140
I know the groom.

167
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,183
You know the groom?

168
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,309
Oh, my wife...

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She works with the groom.

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00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,193
So I heard.

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Take good care of yourself.

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Slow down...

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-I have to go.
-Go.

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00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,243
-Do you need my help with this?
-No, thanks. I'm fine.

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All right?

176
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I want to give my bouquet
to someone special.

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00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,253
She's my best friend,
and my bridesmaid.

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Come here.

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00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:51,015
She's a good girl,
but she's been unlucky with men.

180
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She's still single.

181
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,061
These years...

182
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,939
I worry about her very much
and I really wish...

183
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,528
Honey,
I'm really really sorry...

184
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,740
that I haven't got a chance
to tell you

185
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,408
that...

186
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,244
I'm about to get married, too.

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00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,582
Friends, what a surprise!

188
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,710
Let's applaud for love!

189
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,341
Are you feeling unhappy
With life?

190
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:33,474
Haven't laughed for a long time
But you don't know why?

191
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:41,315
You don't like this place
And seem so unhappy

192
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:48,615
Let's go to
Dali then

193
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:57,081
It will be a rough way and
With thin air

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Go To DALI - EP

195
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:04,046
You may be with a lonely heart
In the wide splendid scenery

196
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Neither do we know
Who is waiting

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00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,646
The future's future
Is a mystery

198
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,694
We all have sorrow experiences

199
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,657
Awesome, where can I download this?

200
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,493
Forget about the love bite
On the shoulder

201
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Sorry, for listening only.

202
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:42,919
Perhaps love is right there
Waiting for you

203
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:50,510
Maybe the story begins...

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00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:59,101
Can you book me a ticket
to Dali, please?

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00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,775
Forget about the love bite
On the shoulder

206
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,825
Perhaps love is right there
Waiting for you...

207
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,828
Hey, what are you doing?

208
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,707
How dare you?

209
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,376
I warn you, never mention to anybody
that I was a singer before.

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00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,752
Why not? I tell you,

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00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,338
if you never quit,
you might be an icon today.

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00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,131
You're a great singer.

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00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,593
When I drop off the props,
I'll drive you to Dali.

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00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,054
Never mention Dali again.

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00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,389
Why not?

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00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,391
Dali, D-A-L-I.

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00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,186
-Capital of one night stand.
-Did you see this?

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00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,563
Kang XiaoYu:
I am sorry. Geng Hao

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Souvenir of our encounter.
Do you know where we met?

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The Indus Inn in Dali.
That was where we met.

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00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,865
So who's sorry, you or her?

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00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,993
Fuck you!

223
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,285
Don't pretend you're over her.

224
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,079
Isn't that what you want?

225
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,664
Okay, okay... Anyway,

226
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,542
"Love, wherever you go,
whoever you encounter."

227
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,127
Hello?
Your toll card, please.

228
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,504
Hi, Sweetie.

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00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,965
-May I know your name?
-Yan.

230
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,550
What a beautiful name.

231
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,011
Really? My name is
"Sugar Daddy"!

232
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,598
May I have your number, please?

233
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,934
For what?

234
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,686
To invite you to our
lobster party.

235
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,773
Safe trip!

236
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,024
Sorry, sorry.

237
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,986
What's wrong with you?
It's a tollbooth, not for dating!

238
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,030
Think why we are here!

239
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,323
Work on your attitude.

240
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,910
My attitude towards what?
Flirting with a toll worker?

241
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,119
What is this?

242
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,328
Tianmen Mountain.

243
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,247
Gate to the Heavenly One Night Stand.

244
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,000
Whatever. Anywhere but Dali.

245
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,254
One, two, three. Good.

246
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,634
Good. Thanks.

247
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,679
Sweetie, my rake!

248
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,766
Wait. My rake!

249
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,585
Can you be a little bit more touristy?
Come and buy a rock for God's sake!

250
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,171
Juice needs fresh air.

251
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,049
We should have taken the puppy with us.

252
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,635
-For what?
-It's the best prop!

253
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,139
With a cute little puppy in your arms,

254
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,850
girls with a tender heart
will swarm around you.

255
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,935
It's called Pavlovian response.

256
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,979
The experiment to screw the dog?

257
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,148
Are you comparing me with your dog?

258
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,399
Don't flatter yourself.
You're no match to my dog.

259
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,901
Wait. You guys can be
a good match.

260
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,611
You're both ready to mate
with whoever.

261
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,864
That's the attitude. Got it?

262
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,282
What I was talking about.

263
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:04,912
Do you mean that
this trip is for mating?

264
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,247
What else do you think it is?

265
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,167
That's the purpose of this trip.

266
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,836
That's the purpose, man!

267
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,048
Detach yourself,

268
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,674
except women.

269
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,884
Hello.

270
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,594
Damn! She's a mother!

271
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,555
This is too funny.

272
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,017
Ladies and gentlemen,
a big round of applause!

273
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,060
All together!

274
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,981
As expected,
now, it's the auction part!

275
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,774
That girl is superb.

276
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,026
Look.

277
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,737
What is it under this mud face?

278
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,198
Look at the body, you idiot.
She's so hot.

279
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:44,451
And this is Tian Men Shan's
Oriental Mystery Stone!

280
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,663
Also recommended by
James Cameron,

281
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,956
"Stone with Luck"!

282
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,000
They are waving hello to us.

283
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,793
Look at your attitude now...

284
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,421
You need to move on.

285
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,964
Stop it!

286
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,216
Sure I've put it down!

287
00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,675
Start hunting your birds!

288
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,178
Yeah! But how?
Stand up to yell "I love you!"?

289
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,096
Idiot.

290
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,514
Never say the three words,
all right? It's simply bad luck.

291
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,100
So should I go up there to
kidnap her?

292
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,684
Follow me, say "hi".

293
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,436
Dare? Dare?

294
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,774
4000 Yuan.

295
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,027
This man calls 4000!
Applause please!

296
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,071
Thank you!

297
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,488
She's flirting with us.

298
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,699
Thank you!
Anyone call more?

299
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,576
Is there?

300
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,036
No, no, no.

301
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,829
No, no 4000, it's 5000!

302
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:29,997
No, no, no.

303
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,791
Sit down! Sit down.

304
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,209
You asked me to flirt with her!

305
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,586
I never ask you to stand up!

306
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,296
5000, the third time.

307
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,380
Turnover!

308
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,258
We give the new buyer
a big welcome!

309
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,675
Come on!

310
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,843
Thank you!

311
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:43,761
Run!

312
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,223
Sir! Please, wait, sir!

313
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,143
Our pretty Avatar sister will
give certificate to this man.

314
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,769
She will present you this award.

315
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,479
Thank you!

316
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,859
Congratulations, gentlemen.
Please, pay.

317
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,694
Pay.

318
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,530
Pay for it.

319
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,161
What are you staring
at me for? Pay it!

320
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,371
Give her money!

321
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,460
Please invoice my film company.

322
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,462
Give me your credit card.

323
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,299
Come on.

324
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,510
Thank you for your support.

325
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,929
One minute, honey.

326
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:30,183
My friend said we'd scare you away
if we invited you to have a beer with us.

327
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,226
Dear friends,
now let's have some fun here,

328
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,061
a show about Chinese kung fu!

329
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,272
Silver Spear Shot to Throat!

330
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,110
The truth is,

331
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:44,404
my pal wants to have a chat with you.

332
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,199
Only you two?

333
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,993
No. And a puppy, Juice.

334
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,786
A puppy.

335
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:53,289
You like dogs, don't you?

336
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,915
Sort of.

337
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:56,709
Heard it?

338
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,169
Your make-up is nice.

339
00:22:58,252 --> 00:22:59,337
That's right.

340
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,214
I can't tell how you look.

341
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,216
Not young, huh?

342
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,259
Hey, that's rude.

343
00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:06,344
Stop, will you?

344
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,179
I'm trying to make a conversation here.

345
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:13,475
Sis, how much do they pay you here?

346
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,353
It's hard to say, bro.

347
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,687
What's your job?

348
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,064
To make it hard to say?

349
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,023
Stop kicking me!

350
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,440
Cheers.

351
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,861
You're a great dancer.

352
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,196
Apparently, you're pro.

353
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,073
No, I'm not pro.

354
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,742
For sure you're a professional dancer.
No need to lie.

355
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,535
I am not lying.

356
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,288
Don't fool me.

357
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,250
All professional dancers have
distorted bone like this.

358
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,584
Show me your feet.

359
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,835
Your business?

360
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,254
-Mind your attitude!
-My attitude?

361
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,130
Hey, I paid a lot of money for
a stupid rock.

362
00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:44,798
That's how you treat your customer?

363
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,466
Wash your socks.

364
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,927
Pardon?

365
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:48,844
Come back here!

366
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,846
What's wrong with her?

367
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,473
Are you stupid or what?

368
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,517
Come on. This is a bitch.

369
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,270
If you think you can handle her,
go ahead.

370
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,028
Grow up, will you?

371
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:13,035
You are in blue mixed
With green

372
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,789
I am a loser in yellow...

373
00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:19,457
How can I help you, boss?

374
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,920
I'm sorry. My friend is just divorced.

375
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,298
Messy divorce and mid-life crisis.

376
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,135
But... You're not pro.

377
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,012
You think you're a dancer,
but unfortunately you're just a loser.

378
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,184
Why? Anything wrong with that?

379
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,894
I've seen a lot of girls like you.

380
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,063
Pretending the Blue Smurf Princess?

381
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,732
And you know that you are just a prick.

382
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,526
Fuck off!

383
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,612
Hey, don't go...
You think you can run away?

384
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,198
Go ahead.

385
00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:53,326
Yes.
That's the reality,

386
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:54,910
you're hooked.

387
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,666
Two kebabs, please.

388
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:05,087
Are you crying?
Can't even take care of your tail.

389
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,381
It breaks my heart to see
you like this.

390
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:09,967
-Stop it!
-Don't move!

391
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,804
See?

392
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,393
Focus on the solution,
not on the problem.

393
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,773
Who are you?

394
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,193
A random guy.

395
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,653
What are you doing here then?

396
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,738
I'm delivering props for crew.

397
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,157
Where?

398
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,367
Let me see...

399
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,617
No,

400
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,411
that's a trade secret.

401
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,579
Is this a prop?

402
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,999
No. This is faith.

403
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:45,169
-Can I take a look?
-Faith is not something you see easily.

404
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,046
It's something for you to
believe with heart.

405
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,422
Everyone should have faith.

406
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,509
Psycho.

407
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:54,970
Come on. Let me show you the props.

408
00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:56,763
Let's go.

409
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,029
Be careful.

410
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:18,202
Dear friends, now we have...
Fire-breathing master!

411
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,538
His name is Xiao Bao.
The show will be great!

412
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,289
Come here!
Xiao Bao.

413
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:23,749
Come here!

414
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,341
What the hell are you doing?

415
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:34,176
I'm...

416
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,387
What the hell do you want?

417
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,930
Nothing. It's just your tail...

418
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:40,974
No... I thought your tail was hooked.

419
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:42,642
You are so disturbing!

420
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:43,810
I...

421
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:50,317
You are from Pandora planet
I'm from Tian Men Shan

422
00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:52,027
Stupid bear!

423
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,988
Stupid bear!

424
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,656
Get away!

425
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:04,290
Being with you at
The mountain downtown

426
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,751
Make it home
And don't be shy

427
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,923
-I'll remove my make-up first.
-No, no. Please. Keep it.

428
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,259
I want to do it with an avatar.

429
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:20,097
Come on and getting high!

430
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:23,892
We share this happiness
All night!

431
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:28,230
We win or lose together!

432
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:31,942
The earth will
Prove my love

433
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,487
Waiter, a glass of lemonade, please.

434
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,449
Thanks. Are we far from Erhai Lake?

435
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,993
Erhai is right below this street.

436
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:54,923
Hey, who do you belong to?

437
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,975
Whose dog is this?

438
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,569
Excuse me?

439
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,695
Sir, I've got a reservation here.

440
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,281
No pets.

441
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,576
This is... not a pet.

442
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,912
This is a little baby.

443
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,165
Do you expect me to
abandon this baby?

444
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:32,961
Leave your ID there then.

445
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:35,506
The key is on the counter.
Room 5.

446
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:36,840
Thanks.

447
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,552
Let's go to our room.

448
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:53,815
Baby.

449
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,410
What you need now is a girl
who desires to be a savior.

450
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,912
Tell her all your sufferings.
I mean, all your sufferings.

451
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,289
As soon as her heart melts,
you can own her.

452
00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,917
Stop talking, will you?

453
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,045
I know you're upset.
Throw away that stupid rock and go!

454
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,796
Shut up, will you?

455
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,757
I paid for it and you screwed the girl!

456
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,426
You fucking free loader.

457
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,428
Stop yelling.

458
00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:24,971
-I did it to give you a fucking lesson!
-What lesson?

459
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,558
Dating with student's bird?

460
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,142
Have sex with an alien?

461
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,686
You are hard on communicating.

462
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,438
That's bullshit.

463
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,189
-Then show me.
-What?

464
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,316
How you talk to girls. Do it.

465
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:38,736
-Talk to her.
-You look beautiful.

466
00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:40,153
Take your toll card!

467
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,242
Okay, okay, anyway.

468
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,953
All right. I owe you one.
I'll get you a new one, all right?

469
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,580
For sure you should!

470
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,873
Look at this.
I've chewed the tart thoroughly,

471
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,375
all you need to do is to
swallow it.

472
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:54,668
Fucking sick.

473
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:57,254
See that incredible girl in the salon?
My good deed for the day.

474
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:58,297
I promise.

475
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,799
She is the medicine you need.
Just do it!

476
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,426
What did you eat?
Your breath is awful.

477
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:03,885
Can you do it or not?

478
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,722
Just swallow it! Or I call you daddy.

479
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,807
-Key words?
-Uncle, cosplay, little turtle.

480
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,100
-Who are you?
-I'm you!

481
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,518
-My net name?
-Mr. Cock Boom.

482
00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:12,519
Go.

483
00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,159
Hi?

484
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,161
Sweetheart.

485
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,290
We're closed today.

486
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:39,379
You are Christina?

487
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:43,717
Who are you?

488
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,094
I'm...
Mr. Cock Boom

489
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,603
What's the matter?

490
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,146
What took you so long?

491
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,231
Little Turtle left me.

492
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,860
So Little turtle...
Little Turtle left you.

493
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,362
Where did it go?

494
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,371
It's a goldfish?

495
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,583
His name is Little Turtle.

496
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,002
You obviously didn't read
my message carefully?

497
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,632
Hi, Little Turtle.

498
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,345
Why did they all leave me?

499
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,638
They're all dead.

500
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,182
The whole world has left me.

501
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,190
Are you gotta stand there forever?

502
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,054
What?

503
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,849
Are you really 28?

504
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,398
You said you were 28, too.

505
00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,442
But look 40.

506
00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,822
I mean, are you 18 or what?

507
00:32:28,906 --> 00:32:30,574
Don't tell me you're underage.

508
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,919
As friends, we need to know...

509
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,880
Open your eyes and see!
I was born in 1994.

510
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,341
No, no.

511
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:49,968
I don't have to see that.

512
00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:52,095
Don't get me wrong.

513
00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:56,057
I'm sorry about Little Turtle...

514
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,394
He's dead, and I...
I... I came late...

515
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,313
Get out of here.
Get out.

516
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,649
-What's going on?
-Get out!

517
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:04,858
What did I do wrong?

518
00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:06,610
Wait... What's going on?

519
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,445
I thought we were having a good time!

520
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,114
I'm his friend. Mr. Cocky.

521
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,742
What happened?
Tell me, I'll kick his ass!

522
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,330
Go ask him.
What he said yesterday?

523
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:20,958
I know.

524
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:25,587
He told you he'd go to kiss Justin Bieber
for you, right?

525
00:33:25,963 --> 00:33:27,422
No, not that.

526
00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,382
Then what?

527
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:32,761
Tell me. What is the foundation
of our relationship?

528
00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,849
-Our relationship?
-Trust.

529
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,767
Trust is the foundation.

530
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,688
Did you show our
messages to the others?

531
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,148
Come on. We're best friends.

532
00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:46,984
Listen carefully.

533
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:49,319
Since you don't trust me,
I won't trust you either.

534
00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:51,571
Come on...
If we want to fool you,

535
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,866
we didn't have to drive
a long way here from Beijing.

536
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:58,203
You said you're from Beijing,
maybe it's a lie.

537
00:33:59,078 --> 00:34:01,373
Honestly, we drove here
from Beijing.

538
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,250
Have you heard of West BJ?

539
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:06,252
I know East BJ, an online
shopping site.

540
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:09,297
Come to West BJ, if you dream
of becoming a hairdresser.

541
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:11,216
If you don't know West BJ,

542
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,718
how can you claim to be Beijinger?

543
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:14,845
Gee. Liar.

544
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:18,724
Fine. Come here.

545
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,308
I'll prove it to you.

546
00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:23,687
I am from Beijing... All right?
Real enough?

547
00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:29,150
Look at you!
You claim yourself a cosplayer?

548
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,361
At best a cockplayer.

549
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,321
You called me a cockplayer?

550
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,948
Yes, she's right!

551
00:34:35,032 --> 00:34:37,659
You were, then started to go
against the flow,

552
00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,494
now dream to be a cosplayer!

553
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,496
Whatever you say,
I will never trust you!

554
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,581
Let me prove!

555
00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:45,667
Then wear the same earring
as mine, to be a real cosplayer.

556
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,461
That won't be necessary...

557
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:49,588
I know you won't.

558
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:50,547
I will!

559
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:51,840
Make it then, will you?

560
00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:53,717
What if I do it? Bet what?

561
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,343
You'll get me. Dare?

562
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,803
Why not?

563
00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:58,972
Not kidding?

564
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:14,988
Stop laughing.

565
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:18,951
She's gonna pierce your ear.
Force you to wear earrings, so ready?

566
00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:21,286
Yeah, I'm ready. I do!

567
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,121
Okay, okay, anyway.

568
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,331
The medicine is bitter.
You don't have to take it.

569
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,793
Close my eyes
and swallow it. So?

570
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,504
All right. All right. My bad.

571
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,882
There's more than 2,000 km
ahead of us. We are still here.

572
00:35:33,966 --> 00:35:36,342
With pierced ears, you'll be

573
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,303
considered damaged goods.

574
00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,596
No winning with you.

575
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,389
Let's go! We have girls all along the way.

576
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,224
Isn't it the medicine
you prescribed for me?

577
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,894
It turns out my medicine might be poison!
Girls are everywhere.

578
00:35:46,352 --> 00:35:47,479
Look at that girl.

579
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,397
She's really good.

580
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:50,816
Say hi.

581
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,195
Do you need a hair cut?

582
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,752
What are you doing here?

583
00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:12,963
I was stalking you.

584
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,507
No way... How?

585
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:22,430
Where are you going?

586
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:24,599
What?

587
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,476
Are you leaving me alone?

588
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,727
Come on.

589
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,187
You're your own boss!

590
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,522
I can't tell you what to do.

591
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:31,773
You're a grown-up!

592
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,232
I have a problem to solve.

593
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,818
Come with me.

594
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,448
Are you running away?

595
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:43,201
Let me know If you change
your mind.

596
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:44,661
Hey, stop stalking me.

597
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,873
-Is your hair real or fake?
-It's real.

598
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,299
I'm not too old to change.

599
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,052
Still have time to start again.

600
00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:02,804
To take an adventure
and I'll become a superstar.

601
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,849
What are you doing? Pick it up.

602
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,394
I'm not as lucky as other girls.

603
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:11,730
My life is tough.

604
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,231
I'm not being childish.

605
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,816
I'm not talking about
Little Turtle.

606
00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,862
My great grandmother died
when I was two.

607
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,865
My life could easily be a book.

608
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,204
I don't understand...
What do you want?

609
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,082
I'll go with you.

610
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,209
-To where?
-Beijing, of course.

611
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:33,877
I'll marry you in Beijing.

612
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,129
Are you crazy?

613
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:44,054
What makes you think I'd marry you?

614
00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:47,265
Oh, I see.

615
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,563
No, no, no. Wait. Wait.

616
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,024
Wait! Listen to me first.

617
00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:57,442
No, no...

618
00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,153
When you told me on message,
that you loved me, I didn't believe.

619
00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,822
-You said the cyber world was dangerous...
-Put on your clothes!

620
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,074
Are you a man or not?

621
00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:06,492
I couldn't believe you'd pierce for me.
Bleed for me.

622
00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,453
Nothing I can't do for you!

623
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:09,662
Wait.

624
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:12,373
-Please, think it over.
-I already did.

625
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,626
-It's not what you think.
-It is!

626
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:16,962
-Don't move.
-It hurts.

627
00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,546
-It really hurts.
-Listen!

628
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:19,714
This is who I am.

629
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,841
You treat me well,
I treat you well.

630
00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:25,262
You have to promise, I am the only one
for the rest of your life.

631
00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:32,978
Juan!

632
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,399
Juan.

633
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,986
I know you're inside.

634
00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,990
Leave me alone. You killed Little Turtle!
I don't wanna see you ever again!

635
00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:48,285
It was an accident.
I didn't mean it.

636
00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,996
-Get out!
-I'm sorry it was all my fault.

637
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,581
Fuck off. I don't want to see you!

638
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,211
I've brought your favorite rice noodles.

639
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,516
Juan.

640
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,434
Whose shoes are these?

641
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,728
My uncle's.

642
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,480
No, they're not.

643
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,524
Are you hiding someone in
your bedroom?

644
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,109
Open the door.

645
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:24,529
Open the door! Open!

646
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:27,073
Li Maomao! Stop kicking!

647
00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:28,116
Juan!

648
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,535
I know someone's in your bedroom.
Let him out.

649
00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,996
No one's here!
Not your business!

650
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,956
Are you a man? Come out!

651
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,791
Stop hiding like a coward.

652
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:39,502
Hey, listen up.

653
00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,129
I don't know she was
involved with you.

654
00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:42,922
Come out. Let's talk.

655
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,716
-We did nothing.
-Come out!

656
00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:46,259
No!

657
00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:47,886
Fine. Hide in there.

658
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,890
So... Stay there forever then!

659
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,477
-Put down my shoes.
-Stay inside!

660
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,479
That's it. I'm coming out.

661
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,404
Let's talk about it.

662
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:13,786
Put it down.

663
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,788
-Now!
-Calm down, please.

664
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,041
Are you her boyfriend?

665
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,417
Yes.

666
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,169
No, he is not my boyfriend.

667
00:40:22,379 --> 00:40:25,548
Your earrings are identical!
Your earrings are identical!

668
00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:28,927
So what? You had opportunity.
You failed to seize it!

669
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,137
It wasn't me! Mom didn't want me
to wear earrings.

670
00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:32,931
Stop it! Your mom didn't want
you to pierce.

671
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,724
Your mom didn't want you to
have tattoos...

672
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:37,394
Just a few drops of blood freaked you out.
Are you a man or not?

673
00:40:37,476 --> 00:40:38,477
Hey, that's it.

674
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,689
It's clear to me now.

675
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,815
Listen.

676
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:44,901
Let me talk to you, bro.

677
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:47,153
Well, I didn't do anything to her.

678
00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:48,947
I promise you.

679
00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,573
You guys sort it out.

680
00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:54,160
I love him.

681
00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:57,038
My mom didn't want me to wear earrings,
you find yourself a new lover?

682
00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,665
What's wrong with it? He's much better
than you. He's a true man!

683
00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,042
He was willing to bleed for me!

684
00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,210
Do you have balls?

685
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:03,295
Just like him!

686
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,218
What's good of having a lover?

687
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,180
What's good of having
a soul mate?

688
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,808
You have a boyfriend!
Why want another lover?

689
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,393
Stop talking to her in this way.

690
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,357
Are you stupid or what?

691
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,818
You caught her with her
new lover.

692
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,279
You have this, for talking to me?

693
00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:31,197
Of course, I will use it...

694
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,202
Then use it.

695
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,622
Let me teach you how to use it!

696
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,041
Hit me! Hit me with it!

697
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,463
Take it! Take it!

698
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,882
Do it. Grab it with your hands!

699
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,968
I just slept with your girlfriend.

700
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:54,471
Why you are such a coward!
Such a coward!

701
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:56,681
Sir, don't hit me.
It's my fault.

702
00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:58,850
Stop! Stop!

703
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,145
My fault, okay?

704
00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:05,315
No, my fault!
I am the lover!

705
00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:10,236
Shame the youth is hopelessly cowardly,
like me...

706
00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:20,621
Uncle.

707
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,917
What's happening?

708
00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:28,921
Little Turtle's gone.

709
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:53,488
The endless horizon
Is my love

710
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:57,242
At the foot of mountains
There are the flowers

711
00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,995
Tell me what's the rhythm
That can move your body

712
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:04,916
And what's the song
That makes you happy

713
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:08,711
The river is down
From the sky

714
00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:12,340
Flow to the colorful sea...

715
00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:14,092
We are so expecting this
Hot song

716
00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:16,135
"Crash-bang the ballad"

717
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:19,972
Sing and be happy

718
00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:23,726
Happy to die!

719
00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:55,716
Hello?

720
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,051
-Hello?
-I'm sorry.

721
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:58,177
The signal here is weak.

722
00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,637
-Who?
-Hello?

723
00:44:00,597 --> 00:44:02,848
-Hello? Can you hear me?
-Yes, I can hear you.

724
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,643
May I speak to Mr. Liu Zhimo?

725
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,604
Yes. Who's that?

726
00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,108
Miss, hand me two heads of garlic!

727
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,068
Do you have rooms for rent?

728
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,195
No, I have nothing to lease.

729
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,655
Psycho.

730
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,407
Stop calling me.

731
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,103
We are here for drinks...

732
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,438
It's hot inside.

733
00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,524
Fine...Let me in first,

734
00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:56,902
we chat later,

735
00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:59,030
I have some friends inside,
see you!

736
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,073
Hey, come over!

737
00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:05,744
Hello!

738
00:45:06,663 --> 00:45:10,416
"Dali, a heaven in the evening,
with everything you want."

739
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,544
It's good, thank you!

740
00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:14,795
Hey, sweetie, help us
for a slogan!

741
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:18,591
"Dali, a heaven in the evening,
with everything you want."

742
00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:20,385
As simple as that.

743
00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:21,302
Get away!

744
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:22,470
Okay. Thanks.

745
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,603
Lemonade, please.

746
00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:38,403
How much lemonade
should I serve you,

747
00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:40,488
before I open your heart?

748
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,449
That's not lemonade.

749
00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,369
From the guy outside.

750
00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,123
I don't know him.

751
00:45:52,749 --> 00:45:54,168
But you can read,

752
00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:56,837
"Don't say no tonight."

753
00:45:57,754 --> 00:45:59,674
So you know the name
of this bar,

754
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,467
"Yes, sir."

755
00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:04,011
Exactly, Madame.

756
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:04,970
That's it.

757
00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:06,556
"Yes, Sir".

758
00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,140
Yes.

759
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,766
No "No".

760
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,686
Sweetie...

761
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,815
Allow me to buy you a drink, please.

762
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:17,734
No, thanks.

763
00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:20,278
Never drink with strangers.

764
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,532
Man, turn around.

765
00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:26,951
Now turn back to her.

766
00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:31,080
It's the second time.
You're no strangers.

767
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:44,218
Miss, may I...

768
00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:47,388
I'd like to buy him a drink, too.
Don't say "No"!

769
00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:50,015
See you tomorrow.

770
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:52,143
We have different theme every night.

771
00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:54,811
What the hell...

772
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:56,564
Problems with your
theme tonight.

773
00:46:56,648 --> 00:46:57,982
Another shot?

774
00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:03,655
Get up.

775
00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:07,533
Come on. Get up.
Get dressed.

776
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,869
-What do you want?
-Go before she wakes! Hurry.

777
00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:15,291
-Quiet.
-Get out!

778
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:17,502
It took her ages to fall asleep.
So don't wake her up!

779
00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:19,337
-Quickly.
-Stop pushing me.

780
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:21,464
-Asshole!
-I am, all right?

781
00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:23,215
Hurry up. Hurry up!

782
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,262
You know what she did
last night?

783
00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:31,349
After my shower,
she cooked noodles for me!

784
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:34,560
Not instant noodles!
Real noodles!

785
00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:37,062
The worst thing is,
she peeled an egg!

786
00:47:37,854 --> 00:47:39,190
Is she crazy?

787
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:42,234
It's just sex. She makes it feel
like "family"!

788
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,737
Never sleep with the same woman twice!

789
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,447
Look at the stupid hickey!

790
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,616
It'll take a few days to disappear...

791
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:51,744
Hello?

792
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,331
It's Xiaoyu.

793
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:57,208
Yes.

794
00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:00,169
I'm sorry the signal is not good.

795
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:01,838
So?

796
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,297
Yes, we're on wheels.

797
00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,716
Yes.

798
00:48:04,841 --> 00:48:06,551
He's eating noodles.

799
00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:10,054
You've let it go.

800
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,972
It won't kill you to make
small talk with her.

801
00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:14,559
Make a U-turn.
I need to go back.

802
00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:15,643
What?

803
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,770
I have to go! No more games!

804
00:48:17,854 --> 00:48:20,189
-What do you mean "go home"?
-No! I want home!

805
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:21,858
What do you mean "home"?
Hands off.

806
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,192
Listen!

807
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,694
Go back!

808
00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:27,029
-Turn back! You hear me?
-Are you fucking crazy?

809
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:42,961
What are you doing?

810
00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:45,882
Turn the car around!

811
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:47,049
You...

812
00:48:47,132 --> 00:48:48,133
Turn back!

813
00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:53,347
What the hell are you thinking?

814
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:54,766
Are you out of your mind?

815
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,476
I'm going home.

816
00:48:58,352 --> 00:48:59,936
I'm going home to see my mom,
all right?

817
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,649
It's just a fucking divorce.
Get the fuck over it, all right?

818
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,611
I don't want to get over it.
What can you do about it?

819
00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:09,405
I want to stay in the shadow.
Forever! All right?

820
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:11,699
Throw that stupid umbrella,
you hear me?

821
00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:13,409
-No, I won't.
-Drop it!

822
00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,827
No, I won't.

823
00:49:14,911 --> 00:49:15,952
No.

824
00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:18,497
Go away!

825
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:24,211
I want to stay at home!
Why kidnap me?

826
00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:25,962
Why did you get me out?

827
00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:27,924
I want to hide in my crib,
all right?

828
00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:29,884
Drop that stupid umbrella,
you hear me?

829
00:49:29,966 --> 00:49:31,928
No! I am a loser.

830
00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:33,554
I can't hook up with a girl,
all right?

831
00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:37,516
Okay, okay, okay, anyway.

832
00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:40,144
My fault... All right?

833
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:41,729
I apologize.

834
00:49:41,938 --> 00:49:44,690
I know you're upset for the girls.
I'll find you a new one, all right?

835
00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:45,775
Save your bullshit!

836
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,277
I promise I'll get you a good girl.

837
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:50,237
Save it.

838
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,364
You tricked me because
you didn't want to be alone!

839
00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:54,784
-My intentions were good.
-Good? Intentions?

840
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,953
-I promise to get you one!
-You're a womanizer!

841
00:49:57,035 --> 00:49:58,995
-Even when she is my dream girl!
-Asshole.

842
00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:29,861
-Fuck.
-Gee...

843
00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:32,237
Geng Hao.

844
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:35,115
When was the last time
you saw your mom?

845
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,623
Honey? Don't worry...

846
00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:45,501
We will take care of it.
We'll pay for all.

847
00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,378
Everything!

848
00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:50,464
All right?
I hope you are not hurt.

849
00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:53,009
Save your nonsense!
All right?

850
00:50:53,091 --> 00:50:54,301
Did you hurt your legs?

851
00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:58,556
Fuck.

852
00:50:59,055 --> 00:51:00,140
What are you doing?

853
00:51:02,018 --> 00:51:03,185
Fuck!

854
00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,452
It's leaking. The brake is broken.

855
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,498
-Do you have a signal?
-No.

856
00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,087
What's wrong? Uncle Geng?

857
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,631
I'm off to the airport.

858
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,259
The airport is too far.

859
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,929
I can tow your car.
I'll drive. Okay?

860
00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:41,515
The airport is in the opposite direction.

861
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:49,941
You're so intelligent.

862
00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:53,444
If you tow my car with your car,

863
00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:54,946
like the blind leading the dead.

864
00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,280
Perfect.

865
00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,366
-You must have majored in science.
-No.

866
00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:11,462
What?

867
00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,258
I'll sit next to you to make it
easier for the tow.

868
00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:18,803
I want him to sit next to me.
You sit in your own car.

869
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:20,972
Why?

870
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,432
He looks more normal.
All right?

871
00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:26,727
Trust me,
he's... normal but...

872
00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:30,481
Take a good look at him.

873
00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:33,233
Turn around and look at him.

874
00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:36,779
Look carefully. His right ear.

875
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,574
Let me tell you something.
He's a fag.

876
00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:42,701
That's great.

877
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,124
You, get in my car.

878
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,960
I haven't finished.
Actually...

879
00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:54,212
I'm not straight neither.

880
00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:58,009
You may be gay,
but not a good gay.

881
00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:13,774
What the hell is this?

882
00:53:14,483 --> 00:53:16,527
"In case of danger,
take this product out,

883
00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:20,196
face the attacker, spray it.
It will protect you from danger."

884
00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:22,198
Do you spray everywhere?

885
00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:24,618
My first time.
You're the first victim.

886
00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:28,080
I'm the second victim.
Cue ball back there is the first.

887
00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:31,834
So for women,
all men on the earth are evil.

888
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,086
You're not woman-friendly
for sure.

889
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:35,420
Yes!

890
00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:38,674
Your friend told me about
what you are.

891
00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:45,723
God damn that cue ball.
He's such a gossiper.

892
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:50,853
Why throw away?

893
00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:52,730
Be confident.

894
00:53:53,271 --> 00:53:56,192
-Guys like you are everywhere.
-Everywhere?

895
00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:58,903
It means society
is not on the right track.

896
00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:02,280
Now that we are on this trip.
Out of sight, out of mind.

897
00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:04,742
It's an escape, not a solution.

898
00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,829
What did you just read?

899
00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,916
In case of danger, face it.

900
00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:23,635
Hello?

901
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,470
You stick your eyes on ass?

902
00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:27,056
You idiot!
Had you looked back once?

903
00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:29,058
I'd got lost!
But you keep moving!

904
00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:31,602
Bullshit!
There was no signal here!

905
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,645
I'm genius enough to figure out
a way to call you.

906
00:54:33,729 --> 00:54:34,939
You idiot!

907
00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:35,856
Where are you now?

908
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:36,774
Why didn't you honk?

909
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:38,234
There was no fucking battery.

910
00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:40,485
Come back and pick me up!

911
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:53,832
Turn the wheels...

912
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,168
-Is it okay?
-Okay.

913
00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,922
Wait. Perfect.

914
00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:02,133
Is it okay? Let's go.

915
00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:05,385
You're truly something.

916
00:55:08,513 --> 00:55:12,517
I had no idea where we lost him.
I didn't feel anything. Did you?

917
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,561
Perhaps, uphill.

918
00:55:15,311 --> 00:55:16,396
Why?

919
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,274
The gravity uphill, you know.

920
00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:21,068
Are we close?

921
00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:25,072
It shouldn't be far after that sign.

922
00:55:26,364 --> 00:55:28,284
Oh, no. It's downhill and
the brakes are out!

923
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:31,495
-Stop.
-How?

924
00:55:32,121 --> 00:55:33,872
That's useless.

925
00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:36,374
-Stop pressing the gas.
-I'm not pressing!

926
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:37,751
Is this okay?

927
00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:41,588
It'll be fine.

928
00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:50,555
It scared me half to death.

929
00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,308
That was dangerous.

930
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,852
God bless crazy people.

931
00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:57,313
Cue ball is lucky.

932
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,275
What's happening?
What should we do?

933
00:56:01,317 --> 00:56:02,693
Don't press the gas.

934
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,069
I'm not.

935
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:07,447
What should we do?

936
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,491
Don't panic!

937
00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:14,079
Hey. What are you doing?
Don't do it.

938
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:16,081
It's dangerous.

939
00:56:17,124 --> 00:56:18,834
Focus on the road.

940
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,044
Be careful.

941
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,378
Make sure your belt is on!

942
00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:23,630
Be careful!

943
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,176
Stop doing this!

944
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,012
I'm not gay.

945
00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:35,976
Hao Yi!

946
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:37,186
Hao Yi!

947
00:56:37,269 --> 00:56:38,270
Hao Yi!

948
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:39,563
Run!

949
00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,325
Fuck...

950
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:08,008
Are you all right?

951
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,136
Are you all right?

952
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:16,558
Are you all right?
Are you trying to kill yourself?

953
00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:31,949
What did you do to her?

954
00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:35,744
Nice temper...

955
00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:46,088
-Are you guys all right?
-It's not all right.

956
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,590
I told you many times.

957
00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:50,342
Don't pee and poop!

958
00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:52,677
Smell it.

959
00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:54,763
Uncivilized, you know?

960
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,015
Remember that, puppy.

961
00:57:57,891 --> 00:57:59,143
It's not right.

962
00:57:59,517 --> 00:58:04,148
If you are not satisfied
With your life

963
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:11,655
Without happiness and
You don't know why

964
00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:19,455
You are not happy
Neither do you like here...

965
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,123
Hello,

966
00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:22,958
Hello, beautiful.

967
00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:24,835
Is that a CD you're playing?

968
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:26,544
Of course.

969
00:58:26,711 --> 00:58:28,339
The days of cassettes are over.

970
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,675
It's Geng Hao, right?

971
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,428
Who's Geng Hao? I don't know.

972
00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:36,972
It's a song about Erhai Lake.

973
00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:40,267
Otherwise I'd never let sappy shit
like this to be played here.

974
00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:44,229
So you're not a fan.
Why don't you sell this CD to me?

975
00:58:45,481 --> 00:58:46,648
Sell it?

976
00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:49,985
But I'm not selling.

977
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,116
It's a gift.

978
00:58:58,410 --> 00:58:59,370
Thanks.

979
00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:01,246
Record a slogan for me.

980
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,207
No, no, no.

981
00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:07,919
I'm old school.
I should just pay with cash.

982
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:11,798
Keep the change.

983
00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,675
Thanks. The case?

984
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,927
-No case.
-Why not?

985
00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:18,514
It's among that pile over there.

986
00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:19,639
Never found.

987
00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:22,100
I will find it.

988
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,356
You must be one of those
nostalgic chicks.

989
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,984
Came to Dali for this?

990
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:34,363
Many people swarm to Mount Tai,
just because of a poem?

991
00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:35,989
A moment on the top
blah blah blah...

992
00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:37,241
That's Li Bai.

993
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:39,368
Chicks like you shouldn't
read his poetry.

994
00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:43,788
Here it is.

995
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:49,545
Got it.

996
00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:51,880
This guy looks hilarious.

997
00:59:52,630 --> 00:59:54,632
No, no, no.

998
00:59:58,011 --> 00:59:59,555
Should I have you pay me

999
01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,473
something for my loss?

1000
01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:06,228
"A moment on the top"
is not Li Bai's poem.

1001
01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:08,397
It was Du Fu.

1002
01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:13,360
Pay.

1003
01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:21,159
-Like music?
-Yes.

1004
01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:23,454
Who's your favorite?

1005
01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:25,289
Du Fu.

1006
01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:26,373
Du Fu.

1007
01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:31,587
Put it down.

1008
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,171
Put it down.

1009
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:34,339
Give me the gun.

1010
01:00:34,423 --> 01:00:36,300
It's just a prop.

1011
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:37,801
It's real!

1012
01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:39,344
You goddamn kid!

1013
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,058
Give it to me.

1014
01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:47,727
A prop gun is dangerous, too.

1015
01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:02,117
Musician?

1016
01:01:02,618 --> 01:01:05,662
A failed musician. Now selling
second-hand stereos.

1017
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,000
Thanks.

1018
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:11,502
It's not for you to eat.

1019
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,003
It's to soothe your swelling.

1020
01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:22,220
-I...
-Quiet!

1021
01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:38,487
Hello?

1022
01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,156
Can you help me to book
a flight to Beijing?

1023
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:44,201
First-class?
No economy class?

1024
01:01:45,661 --> 01:01:47,454
You don't have to do this.

1025
01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:49,373
Thanks.

1026
01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:51,749
Have something.

1027
01:01:52,668 --> 01:01:55,086
Good news and bad news.
Which do you want to hear first?

1028
01:01:56,672 --> 01:01:58,006
The bad news first then.

1029
01:01:58,923 --> 01:02:01,759
Here, there's only one flight
to Beijing every week.

1030
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,223
So, I cannot leave.

1031
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:09,809
Good news is
the flight is tonight,

1032
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,354
and only one first-class ticket left,
I got it here for you.

1033
01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:15,065
The film company will pay for it.

1034
01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:16,441
Tonight?

1035
01:02:17,775 --> 01:02:20,320
In a place like this,
with a crushed van,

1036
01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,780
how can I get to the airport?

1037
01:02:23,323 --> 01:02:24,658
The cars will be fixed.

1038
01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:26,117
Excuse me.

1039
01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:27,911
Is this yellow tricycle working?

1040
01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:29,996
Yes, with a new battery.

1041
01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:34,751
Hello, Nana?
I need to get to the airport urgently.

1042
01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:35,919
Meet me there, okay?

1043
01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:37,546
She's a cool girl.

1044
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:39,715
Yes. She's very good.

1045
01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:43,343
She cares about you so much
that she can't wait to get rid of you.

1046
01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:47,222
Sure. She's been very kind to me.

1047
01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:51,142
Do you fancy her?

1048
01:02:51,602 --> 01:02:53,019
What are you talking about?

1049
01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,564
Are you in love?

1050
01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:57,815
I'm not!

1051
01:02:57,899 --> 01:03:01,361
Come on. If you're in love,
just tell me. I'll give her to you!

1052
01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:02,613
I'm not.

1053
01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:06,575
Pity...

1054
01:03:06,991 --> 01:03:08,452
So just leave.

1055
01:03:10,621 --> 01:03:12,122
Unless...
you want me to stay.

1056
01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:14,374
No, not at all.
I fully respect your decision.

1057
01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:19,504
With a second thought, I'm thinking
perhaps I don't have to go.

1058
01:03:19,837 --> 01:03:21,548
Come on. You should stick to
your decision.

1059
01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,134
Thank you for your
unfailing support.

1060
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:25,260
That's brotherhood.

1061
01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:31,642
-It tastes weird.
-It's organic.

1062
01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:33,893
This goes forward.

1063
01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:35,395
This goes backward.

1064
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:37,564
This is the brake.

1065
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,566
Be careful.

1066
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,485
-Are you sure this will work?
-No problem.

1067
01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:42,778
Try it.

1068
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,529
Damn, that's spicy!

1069
01:04:51,763 --> 01:04:54,599
Honestly,
I know you're crazy about her.

1070
01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:57,561
But watch out.
Shiny eyes and long legs.

1071
01:04:57,935 --> 01:04:59,688
Definitely not the marrying type.

1072
01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:01,690
This is not what you need.

1073
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:03,650
This is my girlfriend.

1074
01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:07,779
She looks cool.

1075
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,906
Especially her dreadlocks.

1076
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:12,450
See you.

1077
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,244
See you.

1078
01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:16,705
Come on. Let's go.

1079
01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:20,876
I just want to say...

1080
01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,545
What else do you want to say?
You have her number.

1081
01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:24,713
Just stay in touch.

1082
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:27,758
Oh, I just want to ask you,
what is the brand of your man repellent?

1083
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:31,344
Keep it as a gift.
Keep it as a gift.

1084
01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:33,805
Read the instruction carefully.

1085
01:05:34,138 --> 01:05:35,640
Sure. Face the attacker and spray it.

1086
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,893
Time to go, man.

1087
01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:39,561
Your dog is horny.

1088
01:05:40,729 --> 01:05:42,606
-Goodbye.
-Bye-bye.

1089
01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:49,320
Everything is done,
except a carrier for the dog.

1090
01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,114
You can buy one from the store
over there.

1091
01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:54,325
I'll go and get one.
Wait here.

1092
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,035
Next, please.

1093
01:05:56,994 --> 01:05:58,413
Show me your ID, please.

1094
01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:08,673
Any luggages to check?

1095
01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:10,258
-Yes.
-Put it on the belt.

1096
01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:30,194
Wife's missed calls.

1097
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,503
-Hello?
-Hello?

1098
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,881
I saw you called.
Sorry I missed it.

1099
01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:50,924
What's up?

1100
01:06:51,967 --> 01:06:53,092
I bought a new cell phone.

1101
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:56,095
Change my information,
need your ID.

1102
01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:59,390
Sorry...
I'm not in Beijing.

1103
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,602
So you're traveling.

1104
01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:06,272
I'm with Hao Yi. Shipping props
for a film production.

1105
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,735
Be honest, I know you're
trying to avoid me.

1106
01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:12,195
I'm really worried about you.

1107
01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:15,907
Come on. We're adults.

1108
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:19,911
We have to learn to
face reality, right?

1109
01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:22,664
See,
I'm talking to you now.

1110
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,084
Good... Don't hate me.

1111
01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:28,378
I won't.

1112
01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:30,881
It's over.

1113
01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:34,175
I'm fine now.

1114
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:37,261
I believe even if I see you
with that guy,

1115
01:07:37,345 --> 01:07:38,805
I'll be relaxed about it.

1116
01:07:39,848 --> 01:07:42,893
If one day you decide to marry him,

1117
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,228
I wish I can be invited to your wedding.

1118
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,526
Hello?

1119
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:52,736
Hello?

1120
01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,072
Let's not talk about this.

1121
01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:58,366
Why not?

1122
01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:01,578
Why can't you tell me?

1123
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,205
I don't know how to tell that...

1124
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:06,041
Actually...

1125
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,543
Are you getting married?

1126
01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:10,503
I...

1127
01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,008
You're getting married.

1128
01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:22,599
You're getting married.

1129
01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:24,475
Yes.

1130
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,310
Don't you think it's a tad too soon?

1131
01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:28,855
Geng Hao...

1132
01:08:29,146 --> 01:08:32,316
I don't mean to upset you.
It's good. I...

1133
01:08:32,901 --> 01:08:33,944
Actually, last time I...

1134
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:35,570
You guys are a good fit.

1135
01:08:37,405 --> 01:08:38,239
I...

1136
01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:41,034
I should congratulate you.

1137
01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:42,077
Really.

1138
01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:43,745
Geng Hao. Please...

1139
01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:44,829
Are you all right?

1140
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,414
I... I am fine.

1141
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,624
Very good.

1142
01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:48,833
I...

1143
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,209
I'm really, really fine.

1144
01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:55,090
I hope you could...

1145
01:08:56,173 --> 01:08:57,050
find your love.

1146
01:08:58,175 --> 01:08:59,719
Geng Hao... Don't say that.

1147
01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:00,678
Good luck.

1148
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:01,972
What you said made me feel...

1149
01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:03,180
And...

1150
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:07,602
I've been thinking that maybe we should
get together and talk it out.

1151
01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:10,748
I just called my mom.

1152
01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:12,416
She said...
She said she was good.

1153
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,751
She asked me not to worry.

1154
01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:16,587
Oh, really? Really? That's great.

1155
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,051
So I don't have to go back.

1156
01:10:22,343 --> 01:10:24,428
Exactly. You don't have
to go back.

1157
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:31,435
The girl we just met is good.

1158
01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:33,563
Exactly.

1159
01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:35,398
Yes, that girl is great.

1160
01:10:37,192 --> 01:10:38,609
I think she's a good match
for me.

1161
01:10:40,028 --> 01:10:41,863
She fucking totally fits you.

1162
01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:43,656
Shiny eyes and long legs.

1163
01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,075
She's perfect!

1164
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:46,576
The point is...

1165
01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:48,119
She likes you!

1166
01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:49,704
I like her, too.

1167
01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:50,788
Yes, you do!

1168
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:52,415
Then you should go and
tell her that.

1169
01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:54,209
I should go and tell her that.

1170
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,919
Forget about the flight.

1171
01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:56,878
Go and find her!

1172
01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,088
Now!

1173
01:10:58,171 --> 01:10:59,214
-Let's go.
-Let's go.

1174
01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:00,631
-Go!
-Let's go.

1175
01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:02,008
Let's go.
This way.

1176
01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:04,343
This way.

1177
01:11:05,302 --> 01:11:06,303
Excuse me.

1178
01:11:06,387 --> 01:11:07,388
Excuse me.

1179
01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:09,682
Tell her loudly.

1180
01:11:09,807 --> 01:11:11,184
With flowers.

1181
01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:24,781
She's there!

1182
01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:53,350
This boarding pass is
still valid

1183
01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:55,352
if we tape it back together.

1184
01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:03,360
I swear.

1185
01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:06,281
I'll get someone in bed tonight.

1186
01:12:12,036 --> 01:12:13,370
Hi, sweetie.

1187
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:15,999
Hi, why did you lie to me?

1188
01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:19,794
You can't fool me.
You have no boyfriend.

1189
01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:22,421
I saw your information on
the dating website.

1190
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,091
Are you kidding me?

1191
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,550
I'm sorry. All right?

1192
01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,261
All right.

1193
01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:31,055
My husband has a colleague,
who's really nice.

1194
01:12:31,222 --> 01:12:32,307
Fly back ASAP.

1195
01:12:32,389 --> 01:12:33,724
I've got you a date on Monday.

1196
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,686
You hear me?

1197
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,479
Call you when I'm back. All right?

1198
01:12:38,562 --> 01:12:39,730
Stop wasting time!

1199
01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:41,232
Be proactive.

1200
01:12:41,316 --> 01:12:42,775
-I tell you...
-Gee...

1201
01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,777
I'm really busy. Hanging up.

1202
01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:49,907
Married women are just impossible.

1203
01:12:52,743 --> 01:12:53,828
Married women are crazy.

1204
01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:55,246
It's none of your business.

1205
01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:57,456
Never be a married woman! Again!

1206
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:58,791
Leave me alone.

1207
01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:00,584
Never ever...

1208
01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,505
I want a big house with a view of the sea!

1209
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,426
I want a "true man"!

1210
01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:10,970
Here I am!

1211
01:13:11,762 --> 01:13:13,890
Keep it slow and nice.

1212
01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:16,600
Only three or four answers?

1213
01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:18,353
What the hell with other men?

1214
01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:20,855
Where is the "true man" and the house?

1215
01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:22,565
What are you looking for?

1216
01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:27,737
Could it be this cell phone?

1217
01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:32,575
Thanks. Can you give it back to me?

1218
01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:35,828
It rains, snows and hails here,

1219
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,788
but never "phones".

1220
01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,668
Try this. I made it specially for you.

1221
01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:47,590
Can't you read?

1222
01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:50,218
Get up there, and yell out your desires.

1223
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:51,635
Then you find your phone.

1224
01:13:53,054 --> 01:13:55,348
Unbelievable. I won't.

1225
01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:57,934
No phone here.

1226
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:03,606
I want a strong man!

1227
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,233
I am the man!

1228
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,448
Hey, that's mine.

1229
01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:15,326
Call out your desire!

1230
01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:17,661
Hello, beautiful.

1231
01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:19,163
Come on. Yell out your desires.

1232
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,422
I want my phone back.

1233
01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:29,132
It doesn't count.

1234
01:14:33,719 --> 01:14:34,804
I want...

1235
01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:37,932
I want...

1236
01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:42,686
I want...

1237
01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:44,188
Louder!

1238
01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:48,443
I want...

1239
01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:50,069
You bastards to leave me alone!

1240
01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:52,529
I want to be single forever!

1241
01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:49,670
See?

1242
01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:52,548
I knew you'd enjoy this theme.

1243
01:15:53,007 --> 01:15:54,467
Thank you for your participation.

1244
01:15:54,591 --> 01:15:55,885
Can you give my phone back now?

1245
01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:57,761
But you haven't fully opened up.

1246
01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:00,723
I want you to yell out your desires,
not your aspiration.

1247
01:16:01,598 --> 01:16:02,892
Now yell it one more time.

1248
01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:12,193
Give my phone back to me.

1249
01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:15,779
One...

1250
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,491
Two...

1251
01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:22,828
No, no, no.

1252
01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:36,884
You missed the target again.

1253
01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:37,968
Now it's my turn.

1254
01:16:38,052 --> 01:16:39,429
You're no sniper either.

1255
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:41,431
We'll see.

1256
01:16:43,682 --> 01:16:45,017
Tell me,

1257
01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:46,643
you love me.

1258
01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:53,317
Bro... Are you kidding me？

1259
01:16:53,817 --> 01:16:55,319
Are you a teenager?

1260
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,459
What?

1261
01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:12,628
Sit down.

1262
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:19,135
You look upset, bro.

1263
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,220
Tell me,

1264
01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:23,389
you are wrong.

1265
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:26,809
What's wrong?

1266
01:17:28,436 --> 01:17:30,854
Do you admit you made a mistake?

1267
01:17:31,606 --> 01:17:32,482
Bro...

1268
01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:33,983
Please, don't do this to me.

1269
01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:36,486
I don't think I've done anything wrong!

1270
01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:41,115
Your mistake is that
you abandoned him.

1271
01:17:42,741 --> 01:17:43,700
Bro...

1272
01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:45,119
Let's have fun.

1273
01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:46,870
-Shut up.
-Shut up!

1274
01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:48,247
Come on, bro.

1275
01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,706
You're such an idiot.

1276
01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:52,084
I think you're just torturing yourself.

1277
01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:53,169
Stop making a scene.

1278
01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,254
Answer me, now.

1279
01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:57,923
Stop, will you?

1280
01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,300
I'm here for fun!

1281
01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:01,260
Not your actress!

1282
01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:03,638
Or earn more as an actress!

1283
01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,475
You want more money?

1284
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:12,896
Enough?

1285
01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:18,152
Hey, bro.

1286
01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:20,655
I wouldn't mind giving it a shot.
I was an extra.

1287
01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:22,072
Move away!

1288
01:18:22,739 --> 01:18:23,699
Gold digger!

1289
01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:25,409
It was true.

1290
01:18:26,118 --> 01:18:26,994
Really.

1291
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:36,712
Tell me.

1292
01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:38,881
What do you want?

1293
01:18:41,509 --> 01:18:43,135
-I'm sorry.
-Not that.

1294
01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,387
I made a mistake.

1295
01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:45,429
I love you.

1296
01:18:46,013 --> 01:18:47,640
Say it with some heart, okay?

1297
01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:51,352
I love you.

1298
01:18:54,564 --> 01:18:55,398
It's not real.

1299
01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:56,315
It's fake!

1300
01:18:59,776 --> 01:19:00,736
I love you.

1301
01:19:09,953 --> 01:19:10,996
I love you.

1302
01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:11,997
With heart!

1303
01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:12,998
Make it true!

1304
01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,291
From your heart!

1305
01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,126
I love you. I love you.
Come on, bro.

1306
01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:17,461
I can't act!

1307
01:19:17,545 --> 01:19:19,255
Bro... Stop messing!

1308
01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:20,506
I can deal no more!

1309
01:19:20,590 --> 01:19:21,965
To your health!

1310
01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:30,891
Bro, I love you to death.
I love you to hell.

1311
01:19:31,308 --> 01:19:32,560
Am I more convincing now?

1312
01:19:37,981 --> 01:19:39,149
Come on.

1313
01:19:41,818 --> 01:19:44,405
Alcohol makes you say that.

1314
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,490
Love is being together
in rough times.

1315
01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:47,908
Come on.

1316
01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:49,452
Drink this.

1317
01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:51,495
Let's drink!

1318
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:53,706
Cheers.

1319
01:19:59,545 --> 01:20:00,504
Cheers.

1320
01:20:00,588 --> 01:20:01,838
Go hell!

1321
01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:06,510
See?

1322
01:20:07,010 --> 01:20:08,429
Women are all same.

1323
01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:10,431
For the sake of money,

1324
01:20:10,598 --> 01:20:12,349
they say "I love you" to everybody.

1325
01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:14,685
Turned to another guy for money!

1326
01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:19,064
I had quit from singing
and selling second-hand stereos.

1327
01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:20,857
And you left me without saying goodbye!

1328
01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:22,568
Fine. Go.

1329
01:20:22,859 --> 01:20:24,027
Go!

1330
01:20:26,863 --> 01:20:27,990
My purse...

1331
01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:35,414
Calm down!

1332
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,669
Cops!

1333
01:20:42,797 --> 01:20:44,089
Put on your shoes.

1334
01:20:54,057 --> 01:20:55,309
What are you doing here?

1335
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,520
You left without saying "goodbye".

1336
01:20:58,562 --> 01:20:59,689
Come on.

1337
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:01,940
How did you find me?

1338
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,661
Must be haunted by a ghost.

1339
01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:15,496
Are you from a horror film?

1340
01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:19,875
Isn't it disgusting?

1341
01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:21,585
Say again？

1342
01:21:21,711 --> 01:21:22,837
-You are dirty!
-So what?

1343
01:21:22,919 --> 01:21:25,381
-You're dirty!
-The man who took bath water is dirty!

1344
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:27,466
Shut up, both of you!
Get out of here!

1345
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,428
Stop. Stop. Stop.

1346
01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:33,472
Put my purse down!

1347
01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:36,266
-How dare you? That's violent!
-Move away!

1348
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:41,605
Great.

1349
01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:42,898
Fine!

1350
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:44,608
Fuck you!

1351
01:21:55,661 --> 01:21:56,912
Don't touch me.

1352
01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:59,415
Can't you play by the rules?

1353
01:22:00,123 --> 01:22:01,625
Do you have problems?

1354
01:22:02,835 --> 01:22:04,461
We are O-N-S!

1355
01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,213
I knew it.

1356
01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,923
Don't sleep twice with the same woman.

1357
01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:11,427
The truth is...

1358
01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:22,938
I came to give this...

1359
01:22:27,401 --> 01:22:28,778
This is "faith".

1360
01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:30,404
You told me.

1361
01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:33,282
I thought... It is important to you.

1362
01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:40,080
You lost it in the hotel.

1363
01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:47,630
I lied to you, idiot!

1364
01:22:49,506 --> 01:22:51,801
Fuck. He got divorced.

1365
01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:53,761
Very upset.

1366
01:22:53,844 --> 01:22:55,304
I made this all to cheer him up!

1367
01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:57,055
And you ruined it!

1368
01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:59,015
Stop stalking me. Get it?

1369
01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:00,392
Get out!

1370
01:23:00,768 --> 01:23:02,227
You hear me?

1371
01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:03,771
Sorry...

1372
01:23:07,942 --> 01:23:09,526
She's mentally screwed.

1373
01:23:16,784 --> 01:23:17,868
What?

1374
01:23:22,247 --> 01:23:23,540
What's your problem?

1375
01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,002
I knew it.

1376
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,173
Are you pitying me?

1377
01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:35,552
Thanks.

1378
01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:36,804
Geng Hao.

1379
01:23:37,763 --> 01:23:40,182
I did all this with good intentions.

1380
01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:45,228
Thank you.

1381
01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:49,191
Where are you going?

1382
01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:52,611
Your clothes!

1383
01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:56,573
Hey.

1384
01:23:57,992 --> 01:23:59,159
Come back!

1385
01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:01,829
Come back. You hear me?

1386
01:24:01,912 --> 01:24:03,455
Stop embarrassing me, you jerk.

1387
01:24:04,456 --> 01:24:05,624
Go, go, go, go.

1388
01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,918
Put your pants back on!

1389
01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:22,391
Honey. It's them.

1390
01:24:28,104 --> 01:24:29,606
What the fuck...

1391
01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:32,484
Hey, hey, hey.

1392
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:38,782
Where's that bitch?

1393
01:24:44,621 --> 01:24:45,748
Look.

1394
01:24:46,373 --> 01:24:48,751
I just had a plastic surgery,
see how it's fucked!

1395
01:24:48,959 --> 01:24:50,002
What do you say?

1396
01:24:53,047 --> 01:24:55,215
I'm sorry.
We'll compensate.

1397
01:24:55,507 --> 01:24:56,550
Twenty grand.

1398
01:24:58,218 --> 01:25:00,178
Twenty grand?
What the fuck...

1399
01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:02,305
I don't have enough cash.

1400
01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:03,432
I'll give you all.

1401
01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:05,517
This is all the money I have.

1402
01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:07,310
I'm sorry, madame.

1403
01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:08,771
Now you call me "madame"？

1404
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,608
What did you call me before?

1405
01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:16,486
Love me?

1406
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:18,989
Say! Love me or not?

1407
01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:20,950
Yes, I love you.

1408
01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:22,492
What the fuck...

1409
01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:24,036
Love boss's wife?

1410
01:25:24,954 --> 01:25:25,871
No, no, no.

1411
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,205
I don't love her.

1412
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,167
Tell me it was a mistake.

1413
01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:35,213
Yes, it was a mistake.

1414
01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:37,633
Say it with heart! From your heart!

1415
01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:40,510
You were such an excellent director
minutes ago. You were superb.

1416
01:25:40,594 --> 01:25:43,138
I'm so sorry.
I was a total idiot.

1417
01:25:43,597 --> 01:25:45,933
Sorry. I was a total idiot.
I was a total idiot.

1418
01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:01,573
Nice tattoo.

1419
01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:07,412
Are you mafia?

1420
01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:09,915
No, no, no.

1421
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,669
-Did you ask my girl to entertain you?
-Yes, yes! It's him!

1422
01:26:15,462 --> 01:26:16,421
You...

1423
01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:17,631
Stand up on that.

1424
01:26:22,845 --> 01:26:24,471
Entertain me.

1425
01:26:25,597 --> 01:26:27,057
Sing a song for me.

1426
01:26:27,599 --> 01:26:30,268
"Where's the road?"

1427
01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:35,482
What the fuck...

1428
01:26:35,732 --> 01:26:37,233
Man.

1429
01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:39,361
A duet is better. I'm a better singer.

1430
01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:40,529
Get up there.

1431
01:26:45,492 --> 01:26:48,996
Get the luggage ready

1432
01:26:49,371 --> 01:26:52,582
Get the horse ready

1433
01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:55,961
We'll set out at sunrise...

1434
01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:57,295
Louder.

1435
01:26:57,754 --> 01:27:01,967
We'll rest at sunset...

1436
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:04,803
Continue.

1437
01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,156
Stop singing.

1438
01:27:24,489 --> 01:27:25,824
Stop singing.

1439
01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:31,205
-Stop singing.
-Get back to the stage.

1440
01:27:31,287 --> 01:27:32,622
You have no idea...

1441
01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,209
What the fuck...

1442
01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:40,380
Kill him.

1443
01:27:40,463 --> 01:27:42,091
No need to be angry.

1444
01:27:54,603 --> 01:27:55,938
-I'll kill him.
-Move away.

1445
01:28:05,197 --> 01:28:06,240
Come on.

1446
01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:07,407
Come on.

1447
01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:08,617
-Kill me.
-Brother...

1448
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:09,618
Come and kill me.

1449
01:28:09,826 --> 01:28:11,078
Don't move.

1450
01:28:11,245 --> 01:28:12,412
Stand right there.

1451
01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,164
-Oh, brother...
-What now?

1452
01:28:14,248 --> 01:28:15,373
You want more entertainment?

1453
01:28:15,457 --> 01:28:16,374
Oh, brother...

1454
01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:17,542
You like music, don't you?

1455
01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:19,669
Oh, brother. You're still young.
You're still young.

1456
01:28:19,753 --> 01:28:21,504
If you commit murder,
your life is over.

1457
01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:22,756
Sing a song for me.

1458
01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:24,258
"I'm a happy lamb", 20 times.

1459
01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:25,634
-Sing!
-I really can't.

1460
01:28:25,717 --> 01:28:27,761
-Sing it.
-I'm a happy lamb...

1461
01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:29,221
Fuck off.

1462
01:28:29,471 --> 01:28:30,472
Continue singing.

1463
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:32,641
I'm just a lamb...

1464
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:33,642
What the fuck...

1465
01:28:33,725 --> 01:28:35,018
Did I ask you to move?

1466
01:28:36,061 --> 01:28:38,480
Who said you could move?
Did I say that you could move?

1467
01:28:38,563 --> 01:28:40,315
I didn't move.

1468
01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,151
I'm just a lamb...

1469
01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:43,110
Louder.

1470
01:28:43,193 --> 01:28:45,028
-I'm just a lamb...
-Sing it louder.

1471
01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:46,029
What the fuck...

1472
01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:47,697
-I beg you, brother.
-What the fuck?

1473
01:28:47,781 --> 01:28:49,116
-What the fuck?
-I can't, brother.

1474
01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:50,492
I really can't sing, brother...

1475
01:28:52,368 --> 01:28:53,662
Are you laughing?

1476
01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:56,957
I was beaten up by those guys.
You were just standing there, laughing.

1477
01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,750
Is that right?

1478
01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:02,796
Can you try to be normal
for once, you jerk?

1479
01:29:03,463 --> 01:29:05,132
What the hell do you mean
by "normal"?

1480
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:08,218
They asked me to get up here. So I did.
They asked me to sing. So I did.

1481
01:29:08,302 --> 01:29:10,095
Look at you!

1482
01:29:10,428 --> 01:29:12,139
Damn it. You've become such a loser!

1483
01:29:12,764 --> 01:29:15,100
I was a loser in the past,
and I am a loser now.

1484
01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:16,893
I am stupid!

1485
01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:18,728
I'm not you.

1486
01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:21,356
You flirt with girls.
You're the perfect lover.

1487
01:29:21,731 --> 01:29:23,692
You use guns. You shot the gun...

1488
01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:27,070
Who are you,
Leon The Professional?

1489
01:29:27,154 --> 01:29:29,114
I did it for your sake.

1490
01:29:29,198 --> 01:29:31,533
I almost shot someone.
I almost committed murder.

1491
01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:34,953
You did it for my sake? Or you did it
to make me feel like a loser?

1492
01:29:36,496 --> 01:29:37,998
You were right!

1493
01:29:38,498 --> 01:29:40,250
I was your shadow.

1494
01:29:42,169 --> 01:29:44,587
I made you feel bigger.

1495
01:29:45,463 --> 01:29:47,007
What the fuck are you saying?

1496
01:29:48,758 --> 01:29:51,720
I am very important.
I am so important to you.

1497
01:29:52,346 --> 01:29:54,306
Who else is there in your life?

1498
01:29:54,764 --> 01:29:56,892
Is there anybody you love?
Or who loves you?

1499
01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:00,020
I am just a puppy in your eyes.

1500
01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,903
What are you doing?
I have a gun, too.

1501
01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:12,908
Geng Hao.

1502
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,285
This isn't good for our friendship.

1503
01:30:15,911 --> 01:30:18,372
I've been a brother to you
all these years.

1504
01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,790
How can you treat me like this?

1505
01:30:24,044 --> 01:30:25,295
Say it one more time.

1506
01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:29,507
Starting from today,

1507
01:30:30,466 --> 01:30:32,969
you and I go separate ways.

1508
01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:12,301
You're a woman.

1509
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:15,595
-If you were a man...
-Stop your nonsense.

1510
01:31:16,012 --> 01:31:17,431
What's the issue here?

1511
01:31:18,265 --> 01:31:19,515
Are you manly enough?

1512
01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:21,768
Real man doesn't argue with girls.

1513
01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:23,519
How embarrassing!

1514
01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:26,440
I am a man.

1515
01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:28,817
The injured party.

1516
01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:30,235
And you?

1517
01:31:30,319 --> 01:31:31,736
You killed his phone. Funny?

1518
01:31:32,279 --> 01:31:34,406
If it's your own phone, I can't say no.

1519
01:31:34,781 --> 01:31:36,116
If it's someone else's phone,

1520
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,076
I must say "no".

1521
01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:39,077
In the future,

1522
01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:41,413
it doesn't matter whose phone it is.

1523
01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:44,207
Just don't toss it in Erhai Lake.

1524
01:31:44,540 --> 01:31:45,875
No good for the environment!

1525
01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:51,047
I promise it won't happen.

1526
01:31:52,506 --> 01:31:54,301
I've had enough of this place.

1527
01:32:01,183 --> 01:32:03,185
Wife

1528
01:32:03,268 --> 01:32:05,603
Delete Wife

1529
01:32:19,868 --> 01:32:25,915
Kang Xiaoyu: I am sorry.
Geng Hao

1530
01:32:25,999 --> 01:32:27,876
City of destination, Sir?

1531
01:32:27,959 --> 01:32:29,127
Dali.

1532
01:32:29,211 --> 01:32:30,420
You hear me?

1533
01:32:30,504 --> 01:32:32,214
City of departure?

1534
01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:33,673
Dali.

1535
01:32:33,756 --> 01:32:35,842
How many times do you need me
to repeat?

1536
01:32:38,594 --> 01:32:40,055
Airport, please. Hurry.

1537
01:32:41,223 --> 01:32:43,392
I need a taxi tomorrow morning
to the airport.

1538
01:33:20,345 --> 01:33:21,595
Bye!

1539
01:34:08,017 --> 01:34:12,730
Kang XiaoYu: I am sorry.
Geng Hao

1540
01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,763
Excuse me.

1541
01:34:46,181 --> 01:34:47,474
Where's my dog?

1542
01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:49,476
You love him, huh? He's inside.

1543
01:35:18,712 --> 01:35:20,256
Is this your dog?

1544
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:22,676
So... It is yours?

1545
01:35:23,343 --> 01:35:26,596
-The manager said he was homeless.
-Cover his ears before saying that!

1546
01:35:30,350 --> 01:35:31,767
But you abandoned him.

1547
01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:35,188
Tell me, what's his name?

1548
01:35:37,691 --> 01:35:38,900
Geng Hao.

1549
01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:41,319
That's disrespectful.

1550
01:35:42,195 --> 01:35:43,572
I know you.

1551
01:35:46,199 --> 01:35:47,617
Did we meet somewhere before?

1552
01:35:48,076 --> 01:35:49,661
Your crappy songs...

1553
01:35:49,869 --> 01:35:51,454
They were all filled with lies.

1554
01:35:53,540 --> 01:35:54,790
I see.

1555
01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:56,668
You don't trust men.

1556
01:35:58,670 --> 01:36:01,089
Fine. I'm sorry.

1557
01:36:01,673 --> 01:36:02,924
Let me buy you a drink.

1558
01:36:03,258 --> 01:36:04,467
I don't drink.

1559
01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:07,136
A glass of water, please.

1560
01:36:14,768 --> 01:36:16,104
Why are you laughing?

1561
01:36:16,187 --> 01:36:17,689
The question is,
why are you laughing?

1562
01:36:17,897 --> 01:36:19,608
I'm laughing because
you are laughing.

1563
01:36:23,486 --> 01:36:24,654
Thanks.

1564
01:36:27,574 --> 01:36:29,200
So weird, this...

1565
01:36:29,576 --> 01:36:32,078
I hate oranges.
But love the smell of orange peel.

1566
01:36:32,412 --> 01:36:33,622
That's a waste.

1567
01:36:46,718 --> 01:36:48,010
It tastes like orange.

1568
01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:50,764
Excuse me.

1569
01:36:51,097 --> 01:36:53,141
I made a new wall for
my customers to write on.

1570
01:36:53,266 --> 01:36:55,560
Would you like to write on it?

1571
01:36:55,644 --> 01:36:56,686
Sure.

1572
01:37:06,362 --> 01:37:08,323
Geng Hao.

1573
01:37:14,370 --> 01:37:16,998
Kang Xiaoyu.

1574
01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:19,417
Almost forgot.

1575
01:37:20,794 --> 01:37:23,338
I'm sorry?
Are you saying "sorry"?

1576
01:37:23,421 --> 01:37:24,880
Don't take it wrong.

1577
01:37:24,964 --> 01:37:26,716
"Sorry" is the dog's name.

1578
01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:28,760
What kind of name is that?

1579
01:37:28,842 --> 01:37:31,971
When you bring him out,
you're apologizing to the whole world.

1580
01:37:33,598 --> 01:37:35,767
Originally I wanted to name him...
"Orange Peel".

1581
01:37:35,849 --> 01:37:38,394
"Orange Peel"?
That's not nutritious.

1582
01:37:38,978 --> 01:37:40,480
How about "Orange Juice"?

1583
01:37:40,772 --> 01:37:42,190
That's too complicated.

1584
01:37:42,524 --> 01:37:44,275
So "Juice"?

1585
01:38:22,063 --> 01:38:26,526
Kang XiaoYu: I am sorry.
Geng Hao

1586
01:39:19,995 --> 01:39:21,456
You want O-N-S?

1587
01:39:21,539 --> 01:39:23,165
I want...

1588
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:26,168
You want muscle?

1589
01:39:26,252 --> 01:39:27,587
I want...

1590
01:39:27,670 --> 01:39:28,546
Come on!

1591
01:39:28,630 --> 01:39:29,881
Or tender tongue?

1592
01:39:29,963 --> 01:39:31,883
I want...

1593
01:39:31,965 --> 01:39:33,718
I want O-N-S!

1594
01:39:35,052 --> 01:39:36,638
You want O-N-S?

1595
01:39:36,721 --> 01:39:38,640
I want...

1596
01:39:39,973 --> 01:39:41,726
You want muscle?

1597
01:39:41,810 --> 01:39:43,102
I want...

1598
01:39:43,185 --> 01:39:44,520
Or tender tongue?

1599
01:39:44,604 --> 01:39:46,689
What are you grumbling?

1600
01:39:47,148 --> 01:39:50,443
We know each other so well,
but you are still so hard to read...

1601
01:39:50,526 --> 01:39:52,194
Better send me a message.

1602
01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,446
Excuse me.

1603
01:39:53,529 --> 01:39:56,324
Did you get a consent
from that lady?

1604
01:39:57,199 --> 01:39:58,785
Are you a law enforcement officer?

1605
01:39:59,327 --> 01:40:00,912
No. I'm just asking.

1606
01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:02,789
Do you know her?

1607
01:40:02,914 --> 01:40:03,748
Yes.

1608
01:40:03,832 --> 01:40:05,917
Here in Dali, you get all kinds of girls.

1609
01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:09,545
We have a party
starting from 8:00 PM here.

1610
01:40:09,754 --> 01:40:10,797
You are invited.

1611
01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:12,173
Many girls are waiting for you.

1612
01:40:13,967 --> 01:40:15,384
She's my ex.

1613
01:40:16,761 --> 01:40:18,972
That woman.
"I want...I want...I want..."?

1614
01:40:19,430 --> 01:40:21,265
No, no, no. He didn't mean it.

1615
01:40:21,557 --> 01:40:22,809
Just a game.

1616
01:40:22,892 --> 01:40:24,310
"Montage"!

1617
01:40:24,477 --> 01:40:26,061
How about stop playing it?

1618
01:40:26,521 --> 01:40:27,689
Or...

1619
01:40:28,648 --> 01:40:30,107
delete it.

1620
01:40:33,736 --> 01:40:35,864
Let me help you with your memory.
Bro...

1621
01:40:38,741 --> 01:40:41,577
he just said,
she was your ex.

1622
01:40:41,995 --> 01:40:44,914
So it means
it has nothing to do with you.

1623
01:40:48,710 --> 01:40:49,919
Nothing.

1624
01:40:56,718 --> 01:40:57,886
Nothing.

1625
01:40:59,929 --> 01:41:01,472
Come on. Try...

1626
01:41:10,648 --> 01:41:12,441
What a fool.

1627
01:41:12,692 --> 01:41:13,985
I want...

1628
01:41:14,067 --> 01:41:15,028
A big fool.

1629
01:41:15,152 --> 01:41:18,489
My ex-wife was in someone's bed.
What would I do.

1630
01:41:41,971 --> 01:41:43,264
Nothing?

1631
01:42:24,097 --> 01:42:25,514
Excuse me, guys.

1632
01:42:25,598 --> 01:42:28,183
You said it was none of my business.

1633
01:42:28,643 --> 01:42:30,478
Let me show you.

1634
01:42:33,314 --> 01:42:34,440
Look...

1635
01:42:35,274 --> 01:42:36,692
this iPad,

1636
01:42:37,110 --> 01:42:40,655
then when the sun reflects upon it,
this side is bright,

1637
01:42:41,447 --> 01:42:43,491
and this side is dark.

1638
01:42:44,492 --> 01:42:45,493
As dark as it is,

1639
01:42:45,576 --> 01:42:47,578
it's still part of the iPad.

1640
01:42:47,745 --> 01:42:49,122
As I was saying...

1641
01:42:49,246 --> 01:42:51,874
Yes, my failed marriage,

1642
01:42:52,041 --> 01:42:53,459
it became the dark side.

1643
01:42:53,542 --> 01:42:54,710
Right?

1644
01:42:54,836 --> 01:42:56,921
But it's also part of my life.

1645
01:42:57,964 --> 01:43:01,592
If you insulted my ex,
you insult my life.

1646
01:43:04,887 --> 01:43:06,764
So it is my business.

1647
01:43:08,474 --> 01:43:10,392
Yes... He is right...

1648
01:43:11,352 --> 01:43:12,979
It makes no fucking sense.

1649
01:43:16,231 --> 01:43:18,109
What the hell do you want?

1650
01:43:18,484 --> 01:43:19,861
I just want to say...

1651
01:43:22,738 --> 01:43:23,948
Fuck!

1652
01:43:24,032 --> 01:43:25,240
You!

1653
01:43:25,324 --> 01:43:26,993
-What do you want?
-Wait.

1654
01:43:27,076 --> 01:43:28,494
Wait.

1655
01:43:29,286 --> 01:43:30,371
Look.

1656
01:43:30,746 --> 01:43:31,914
I have a small surprise.

1657
01:43:32,331 --> 01:43:33,624
It says on the label...

1658
01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:34,876
It says,

1659
01:43:34,959 --> 01:43:36,293
whatever you encounter,

1660
01:43:36,377 --> 01:43:37,795
you must face it.

1661
01:45:28,739 --> 01:45:30,032
Awake?

1662
01:45:30,866 --> 01:45:31,742
Stay with me,

1663
01:45:31,826 --> 01:45:33,410
I'll get you to hospital.

1664
01:45:33,995 --> 01:45:35,121
You'll be fine.

1665
01:45:35,246 --> 01:45:36,371
Stay with me!

1666
01:45:36,622 --> 01:45:37,832
Hold me...

1667
01:45:38,916 --> 01:45:40,751
Geng Hao!
Geng Hao!

1668
01:45:41,169 --> 01:45:42,253
Help!

1669
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:46,048
Help!

1670
01:45:46,757 --> 01:45:47,925
Help!

1671
01:45:48,050 --> 01:45:48,926
Anybody? Help!

1672
01:45:49,010 --> 01:45:50,678
Hey, you! Help!

1673
01:45:50,761 --> 01:45:52,138
Call 911.

1674
01:45:52,221 --> 01:45:53,681
Someone is injured. Get help!

1675
01:45:53,764 --> 01:45:54,974
You know what I'm saying?

1676
01:45:55,057 --> 01:45:56,976
-Not really.
-Help! Call 911.

1677
01:45:57,059 --> 01:45:58,351
Hao Yi.

1678
01:45:59,478 --> 01:46:01,063
I want to say...

1679
01:46:01,230 --> 01:46:02,523
I want to tell you...

1680
01:46:02,606 --> 01:46:03,649
Say it.

1681
01:46:04,275 --> 01:46:06,610
I love you.

1682
01:46:06,986 --> 01:46:08,029
I love you, too.

1683
01:46:08,112 --> 01:46:09,697
Get up. Let's go.

1684
01:46:10,323 --> 01:46:11,657
Hao Yi.

1685
01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:14,035
What I'm saying is...

1686
01:46:16,620 --> 01:46:17,872
I...

1687
01:46:20,333 --> 01:46:21,500
love...

1688
01:46:21,583 --> 01:46:22,710
you.

1689
01:46:24,837 --> 01:46:26,339
What do you mean?

1690
01:46:27,298 --> 01:46:29,008
I have never told you
this before...

1691
01:46:29,091 --> 01:46:31,302
Never to...

1692
01:46:32,636 --> 01:46:34,722
I'm afraid if I don't say now

1693
01:46:35,890 --> 01:46:38,100
then I won't be able to anymore.

1694
01:46:43,022 --> 01:46:45,316
Do you love me?

1695
01:46:52,198 --> 01:46:53,366
Do you?

1696
01:46:53,574 --> 01:46:55,701
I do, I love you, too.

1697
01:47:35,408 --> 01:47:37,618
You said you love me!

1698
01:47:37,868 --> 01:47:39,203
Liar!

1699
01:47:41,997 --> 01:47:42,998
Where are we going?

1700
01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:44,292
Tian Men Mountain.

1701
01:47:44,499 --> 01:47:45,709
Are you crazy?

1702
01:47:45,793 --> 01:47:46,710
No.

1703
01:47:46,794 --> 01:47:47,878
It's not your business.

1704
01:47:47,962 --> 01:47:49,255
I have work to do.

1705
01:47:52,341 --> 01:47:54,676
The wedding planner is insane
because he's a film director,

1706
01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:57,054
he made my wedding a film's release!

1707
01:47:57,138 --> 01:47:58,973
I wanted a white wedding.

1708
01:47:59,056 --> 01:48:00,724
Instead it becomes
"Emperor and Assassin"!

1709
01:48:00,975 --> 01:48:03,144
And... "A Terracotta Warrior"!

1710
01:48:03,227 --> 01:48:04,937
Mr. Director, the floor is yours!

1711
01:48:06,397 --> 01:48:09,900
Hello, everybody.
My name is Yue Xiaojun.

1712
01:48:12,069 --> 01:48:14,905
-I'm not late.
-Oh, my God. Good to have you here.

1713
01:48:19,034 --> 01:48:20,995
This is Dong's best friend, Xiao Bei.

1714
01:48:22,621 --> 01:48:23,914
Say "hi".

1715
01:48:24,457 --> 01:48:26,459
-Hi. Geng Hao.
-Xiao Bei.

1716
01:48:26,541 --> 01:48:28,294
Now, Hao Yi's best friend, Geng Hao,

1717
01:48:28,377 --> 01:48:30,587
please give us a speech.

1718
01:48:39,347 --> 01:48:40,848
At Hao Yi's wedding,

1719
01:48:40,931 --> 01:48:42,099
I feel happy for him.

1720
01:48:42,183 --> 01:48:43,684
I want to thank him,

1721
01:48:43,767 --> 01:48:47,062
for pulling me out from the "shadow"
with his best.

1722
01:48:47,729 --> 01:48:48,939
And courageously entering

1723
01:48:49,023 --> 01:48:50,565
the shade of his marriage.

1724
01:48:50,774 --> 01:48:52,609
Now I'm standing in the sun.

1725
01:48:55,696 --> 01:48:57,281
Now we cheer for this new couple,

1726
01:48:57,365 --> 01:48:59,992
to give them wishes.

1727
01:49:00,075 --> 01:49:01,494
Bless him!

1728
01:49:06,874 --> 01:49:08,625
-How are you?
-Good.

1729
01:49:09,335 --> 01:49:10,669
You look good.

1730
01:49:10,752 --> 01:49:12,004
You look good, too.

1731
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:18,260
What are you laughing about?

1732
01:49:18,344 --> 01:49:20,137
I just find it funny.

1733
01:49:22,056 --> 01:49:23,724
The wedding was very funny.

1734
01:49:24,517 --> 01:49:26,101
The director is crazy.

1735
01:49:27,395 --> 01:49:28,645
I'll walk you out.

1736
01:49:28,729 --> 01:49:29,855
Let's go.

1737
01:49:33,901 --> 01:49:35,319
Don't forget your purse again.

1738
01:49:38,906 --> 01:49:40,824
I heard you're writing new songs?

1739
01:49:42,701 --> 01:49:44,036
Yes, I'm trying.

1740
01:49:46,205 --> 01:49:47,622
Why did you give it up before?

1741
01:49:49,250 --> 01:49:50,418
Why?

1742
01:49:50,501 --> 01:49:52,753
Before I had to make a living.
I had to make money.

1743
01:49:52,836 --> 01:49:54,046
Make a living.

1744
01:49:55,256 --> 01:49:57,550
Life is more than just "making a living".

1745
01:50:03,180 --> 01:50:04,265
Bye.

1746
01:50:05,224 --> 01:50:07,017
Eat more. You're too thin.

1747
01:50:26,036 --> 01:50:27,913
Did you see Hao Yi and Dong Dong?

1748
01:50:28,163 --> 01:50:29,039
Not in the hall?

1749
01:50:29,123 --> 01:50:31,875
No. I was told they came out
to the parking lot.

1750
01:50:35,003 --> 01:50:36,671
Let me help you,
let me help you,

1751
01:50:36,755 --> 01:50:37,798
-No, thanks.
-Come on.

1752
01:50:37,881 --> 01:50:39,258
-I'll walk you to the van.
-Thanks.

1753
01:50:39,841 --> 01:50:40,926
This is heavy.

1754
01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:43,387
Don't let it stain your suit.

1755
01:50:43,512 --> 01:50:46,307
No worries. I don't need this suit.

1756
01:50:47,766 --> 01:50:48,767
Really?

1757
01:50:53,646 --> 01:50:55,732
You looked great in that dress.

1758
01:50:57,568 --> 01:50:58,527
Thanks.

1759
01:51:00,195 --> 01:51:02,197
I'm not comfortable in dresses.

1760
01:51:02,781 --> 01:51:03,865
Really?

1761
01:51:17,546 --> 01:51:19,131
What's wrong with the car?

1762
01:51:23,718 --> 01:51:26,180
That's too quick...
But legally...

1763
01:51:26,555 --> 01:51:27,473
No worries.

1764
01:51:27,556 --> 01:51:28,890
Let's take the stuff to the van.

1765
01:51:32,269 --> 01:51:33,895
What do you do?

1766
01:51:34,687 --> 01:51:36,064
Used to sell second-hand stereos.

1767
01:51:36,148 --> 01:51:37,483
Now, I'm a musician.

1768
01:51:37,566 --> 01:51:39,318
Cool! I'm teaching music!

1769
01:51:39,401 --> 01:51:40,735
Really?

1770
01:51:41,069 --> 01:51:43,280
You have to teach me!

1771
01:51:43,489 --> 01:51:45,449
Come on.
I'd like to hear your work.

1772
01:51:45,533 --> 01:51:46,867
Maybe I should learn from you.

1773
01:51:46,992 --> 01:51:48,118
I'm doing it for fun...

1774
01:51:48,494 --> 01:51:49,786
I have a few demos...

1775
01:51:50,996 --> 01:51:53,290
Are you free today?
I'd like to show you.

1776
01:51:53,415 --> 01:51:55,209
Yes! I've got some in my phone.

1777
01:51:56,293 --> 01:51:57,961
Just please don't laugh at me.

1778
01:52:06,679 --> 01:52:07,846
Too tired...

1779
01:52:09,348 --> 01:52:11,058
The guests should be leaving.

1780
01:52:11,766 --> 01:52:13,519
Shall we go and say goodbye?

1781
01:52:16,522 --> 01:52:18,315
Well... I need to wash off.

1782
01:52:18,940 --> 01:52:20,568
No! I want Avatar.

1783
01:52:20,651 --> 01:52:23,070
Come on, take a break.
We've been here for too long.

1784
01:52:23,153 --> 01:52:24,321
I'm spent!

1785
01:52:58,021 --> 01:53:03,944
Geng Hao blesses Kang Xiaoyu 2014